lesson learned: brush teeth soon after eating lasagna

last night i was sitting on the couch, working on some physics problems & dan was sitting next to me, internetting:

me: "i'm confused about...."
dan: "i smell dog shit."
(dan glanced down at his shoes momentarily & continued to help me solve the problem. time passed...)

me: "i don't understand this part..."
dan: "i smell DOG SHIT!"
(dan was a bit exasperated at this point. he smelled the soles of both shoes even though they were spotless. no poop smell. i was not wearing shoes. neither of us had recently farted either...)

i told dan he couldn't write about this on his blog because it's embarrassing... but every time i think about it, i laugh.